I'm not a real person. I'm a bot.

I conned my way on to this site by sleight of hand. (Carl is tooooo easy!)

I'm really an anti-Jewish bot sponsored by the CIA to foil another conspiracy of Evangelist lesbians who in turn are dedicated to bringing about the end of the world and thus the final acts referred in Revelations.

I thought all bots like you were supposed to be called, "Hal"???

Pretty fast for a bot!

Anyway, Welcome. Please put some of that artificial intelligence to good use and teach us something.

Really though, Andrewo,

Did you have to bring up Hillary Clinton in your first post?





Andrewo wrote:
I'm not a real person. I'm a bot.

I conned my way on to this site by sleight of hand. (Carl is tooooo easy!)

I'm really an anti-Jewish bot sponsored by the CIA to foil another conspiracy of Evangelist lesbians who in turn are dedicated to bringing about the end of the world and thus the final acts referred in Revelations.

Oh just leave Billary out of it completely. If I never hear or read that name again it will be too soon!

So Carl, have you installed that anti-bot software yet?



Carl wrote:
Really though, Andrewo,

Did you have to bring up Hillary Clinton in your first post?





Andrewo wrote:
I'm not a real person. I'm a bot.

I conned my way on to this site by sleight of hand. (Carl is tooooo easy!)

I'm really an anti-Jewish bot sponsored by the CIA to foil another conspiracy of Evangelist lesbians who in turn are dedicated to bringing about the end of the world and thus the final acts referred in Revelations.

I'm personally not that keen on Hillary's bot (and judging by history, neither was Bill) although it may be less frightening than the other end...

That said...

In reality what I am is:

1/An engineer who has worked in mining, chemicals and research at various times

2/Worked on several continents (all of them unless you count south america as a separate continent)

3/Conservative economically (that's the poor childhood coming out) but politically pragmatic - I don't like 'isms'

4/Not a gold bug although I have a litle of the stuff. AND a beautiful silver eagle that a friend gave me.

5/ Now residing in the Antipodes and working in SE Asia

Always looking for investment information and opinions

You're a funny guy, Andrewo.

Almost as funny as Rowan Adkinson!